You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
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You do not, ever, bite the hand that feeds you! Never.
(Twihaters, unite!)
(And thank you for not even bothering to include the Breaking Dawn "book" in the picture, because for me, IT cannot even be considered as one. )
Dear SCHMeyer,
I just want to tell you that I am now leaving your bandwagon. Yes, I am now over you and all your invented pseudo-vampires. Edward doesn't dazzle me anymore and I cannot believe I even fell for all that shining shimmering splendid crap you made. I just wanna LA PUSH all of you into a cliff. Bella, the klutz, head-first. Lol!
Seriously.
I just finished reading Midnight Sun, expecting something different... expecting it to be, I don't know, as BRILLIANT as it sounded like from all the "good" reviews I've read about it. But no. You, like Starscream (Megatron: Transformers, duh?), have failed me yet again. It was as boring as that hideous thing you made... that 4th part you called a book, remember?
Stop being all Shakespeare-an, Steph. Just stop. You can't pull it off. You just can't.
But hey, cheers to you for actually NOT finishing your latest crapola work. The world is now a much nicer, much better place to live in.
Steph, I only have one more thing to say to you-- You, Suck! Yes, pun intended. And someone, someone REALLY RELEVANT in the world of literature, also has something in his mind:
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The REAL difference is that J. Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." - (Thee) STEPHEN KING.
Your fan-no-more,
xX.Nadine.Xx
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