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"You, speak Prada? ": April 2009
Blair Cornelia Waldorf Upper East, Manhattan, NY, United States
You can find me in the club,
with a bottle full of bub. I also got the X if you into taken drugs! I'm in there having sex and I ain't into makin' love. So won't you come give me a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed?
You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
I'm back! But no stories about the Philly trip muna because I like pictures to accompany my post-- and most (if not all) of the pictures are with Karlita. I didn't have a cam with me so I can't put up anything! Haha! So that's 2 trips I owe you, the Canada one and the Philadelphia one. :) Geez, I should learn to take pictures more often if I want to post them here... I like being in front of the camera more kasi than being behind it eh! Nyahaha! =P
KBye, I have school pa tomorrow and it's almost 12mn na! Rawr!
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Saturday, April 18, 2009:
Hello? Bored ka? Wala kang mabasa?
Ito o, mga pwede mong gawin habang nasa Philadelphia ako kasama nila Mary at Karla:
1. PAPAKIN MO UNG KAPE KUNYARI MILO. 2. PAG-ARALAN MO ANG LENGWAHE NG MGAIPIS, TAPOS KAIBIGANIN MO SILA. 3. SIPILYUHIN MO MATA MO. 4. PAG MAY NAKITA KANG LANGGAM, SUNDAN MO KAHIT SAAN MAG-PUNTA. 5. PUNUIN MO NANG TUBIG yUNG INIDORO. 6. BAKLASIN MO UNG TV NYO TAPOS GAWIN MONG RADYO. 7. PAGKASYAHIN MO UNG SARILI MO SA FREEZER. 8. MAG-LARO KAYO NG CHESS NG KAIBIGAN MONG IPIS. 9. LASLASIN MO PULSO MO. 10. SINGHUTIN MO YUNG SHELLANE. 11. BOSOHAN MO YUNG SARILI MO. 12. SUNUGIN MO BAHAY MO TAPOS SIGAW KA NG YEHEY. 13. PLANTSAHIN MO MUKHA MO TAPOS SIGAW KA OUCH. 14. HOUSE PARTY!!! (Eh kaso wala ka na ngang house kasi sunog na eh.) 15. MAG-TANIM KA NG BUTO NG MANOK TAPOS INTAYIN MONG TUMUBO. 16. BILANG KA 1-10 TAPOS MAGTAGO KA. 17. HANAPIN MO UNG SARILI MO. 18. O KAYA MATULOG KA NA LANG. (Mas mabuti pa nga!)
Haha! Okay, so it's official... ang loser ko na kasi tawang-tawa ako dito! Nyahaha! =P Anyway, yup, I'll be in Philly 'til Sunday so PIZZZOUT boys and girls!
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Friday, April 17, 2009:
Edward Scissorhairs.
Okay so, as it turns out, I didn't win. Apparently, there are 7 of us that got the 3,000,000 image. So yun, tough luck! BOOHOO!!! Rawr, kung sino mang nagPhotoshop nung kanila, "I curse the day you were born!" --ala Charlotte, Sex and the City the Movie.
I, for sure, didn't because A.) I was at school when I screencapped mine, B.) we don't have PS in the library and C.) I don't know how to use Photoshop. HMP! (rolls eyes while flipping hair)
Speaking of hair, I got mine cut about a month ago! Here... Ofcourse it's all buhaghag now kasi nga I'm kulot; but I love its messy look! Haha! =D I missed this short hair feeling 'cause I've never had my crown chopped shorter than where my bra strap falls eversince the disastrous 7th grade photo, my school called our "Gradpic."
OMG, so annoying that hairstyle. I looked soo tomboy and awkward with my pixie cut hair then! Waah! Now, it lays just a little bit below my shoulderblades, and it feels so light! Haha! Plus, I love it more 'cause I save up on shampoo and conditioner, which saves me some more time in the shower (rinse)-- time I need during MTTh's during which my classes start at 8am.
Haha. Lalang, I'm still annoyed that I didn't win. But I love Ms. C, nonetheless! It's not her fault naman that the system mixed up eh. Kakahinayang lang. Hmmm. =P
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Thursday, April 16, 2009:
I GOT IT!!!
3,000,000 VISITOR, BABY!!! (Thank you Firefox's, “restore all tabs”)
OH EM!!! I eFFFing WON Chuvaness’ contest!!! Woohoo!!! SE T700 and Happy Feet sandals, say hellooow to your new momma!!! =D
I never win in things like these, ‘cause even if I don’t have a balat in my pwet, I’m still unlucky. I hope this marks the start of my lucky streak! Weepee! Okay, strike while the iron is hot daw, so I’m off to take my chances on NY’s lottery! Haha! =D
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009:
Once.
The sun is shining on my window as the snow is falling on the grass.
The beauty of sunset on a snowy evening is too much for me to handle.
Tears are running down my cheeks like a waterfall rushing down the valley.
The laughter outside somehow seems unreal to me.
Many couples are holding hands- with their hot coffee, as they walk down the street.
Smiling, so happy as they look into each other eyes so passionately.
I laugh at myself. How could I be so stupid? There is no Cupid!
Looking for love is like looking for a shooting star...
Shakespeare once said 'It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.'
So I wipe my last tear with the wet overused tissue. I stand up from my bed and turn on my light. I look into the mirror. I smile as I can barely recognize myself with black mascara smeared all over my face.
I knew right then that it was going to be okay. I decided from this point on, that I'm done!
I'm done looking for love.
But instead, I'll wait. I'll wait until whenever destiny decides to knock on my door.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009:
Just when you thought all (s)he ever does is hide behind a white curtain and cry for Britbrit!
MAY POINT NGA NAMAN SIYA! =)) "It's not about blaming the man, or the mistress, or yourself. It's not about blame! It's no one's fault that you weren't meant to be together. Flip the situation ~ If my boyfriend were flirting back with anyone, then I would know he's not the one for me because he's flirting with other people. Consider it a blessing to know that you don't belong together sooner than later!"
HOW COOL IS THIS? Shhh, secret lang natin to ah. I have always wanted to get inked but I don't think I could handle the pain! Haha! This tat is soo grool though, it might be worth all the hurt. Lol. I want this in HOTPINK!!! ♥
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Saturday, April 11, 2009:
Why the Niagara Falls should be the 8th "Wonder of the World."
A.W.E.some!!! As in!!! (Hey, you! I'm back! =D More pictures to follow, I need some rest muna.)
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Friday, April 10, 2009:
Pre-posted entry due to Spring break #5.
Because laughing is good for the heart.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don’t have balls to scratch.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she’s been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have youdone wrong? Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me…’
How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won’t do what she’s told
I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by90%.. It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Women will never be equal to men.. Only when they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Thursday, April 9, 2009:
Pre-posted entry due to Spring break #4.
Me dubbing Belle!!! =D This (along with my Filipino tag video) was done at 3am-ish which explains why I sound like that. Haha! Excuses eh no? Fine, I know my voice sounds fugly but I don't care because this is my fave scene from one of my most fave Disney films, Beauty and the Beast! =)) xoxo
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009:
Pre-posted entry due to Spring break #3.
Remember the favorite cap I was telling you about? Well, here it is!
Kasi ganito daw ata yung sabi, "Nadine, nakalimutan mo na ata kung gaano kasakit madurog yung puso mo eh, ito papaalala ko ulit sayo!" -- Tangina, sakit naman na makita ka sa school na may kasamang ibang girl "friend." Bakit, kaya ko rin namang samahan ka sa Bursars Office ah! Hay. Pero mamansin ka naman! Sinakto mo pa talaga na sa ganung araw para nasa B building ako no? Sorry ah, di ko naman kasalanan na palabasin kami ng maaga eh. Gulat ka rin? Mamansin ka naman, di naman ako nangangagat. (Typed offline on Saturday, April 4.)
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009:
Pre-posted entry due to Spring break #2.
I JUST WANNA EAT THEM CUTIEPIES!
(1. Random chubbyfat baby; 2. Lloydie bebe ko; 3. My Chuck Basstard)
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Monday, April 6, 2009:
Pre-posted entry due to Spring break #1.
As the title suggests, yes, this (and the following entries that will have the same titles as this) entry is pre-posted. So while you, my dears, are reading this, I will be in Canaduuuh, basking in the glory of the Niagara falls. Whoopeeee! =D
It'll be an 8-10hour drive from here to Canada and I think we'll leave at around 9am. I've already charged my iPod and the munchies are already inside my bag! I'm soo ready to go! Eeeh, I'm super excited na!!! We are gonna be staying at The Days Inn for 4 days and 3 nights, so I'll probably be back on Thursday to catch up on all of you! Haha! =D
Some of the images I got from their site.
Here I cooooome!!! =*
Till then, I'm leaving you with random entries! Siyempre, I don't want to fail on my Project 365-31. Meow! Keep givin' my bloggie some love while I'm gone... and my Plurk as well-- which reminds me, I have to set it up on vacation mode na! Yey! =D
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Sunday, April 5, 2009:
Why so jls?
There's this girl in my class that I really hate, and her name is Claire.
Claire is a biatch because she ruined my (favorite) Steve Madden boots!!!
Ganito kasi yun... It started when I kinda felt like she was giving me this off, negative vibe that day when we had this group presentation wherein we had to stand in front of the class and discuss something. So I was explaining how our eyes dilate/constrict when we see something we like/don't like and then she goes like, "Well, for me, that's all biological, etc, etc, etc." So, I was about to defend myself when our professor says, "That's one opinion- your opinion. But I think she did really well." HAHA! =P I guess that icked her because our teacher sided with me. I, on the other hand, didn't put much into it because I don't really care what she thought.
Then, a few days later, we had this brain-twister activity and one of the "problems" that we had to solve was this:
And the instruction says to connect the dots using only 4 straight lines without lifting your pen.
This is the way its supposed to be done.
I answered it immediately because I've known about this "trick" for years now. After our prof asks me to write it on the board (because I was the only one who answered it correctly), Claire the biatch raised her hand and said, "I don't think she's right, because in my country those are not straight lines, those are slanted." OMG! How stupid can this girl get no? Mashadong nili-literal lahat! So, pano na lang pala yung triangle? Isn't it made up of 3 STRAIGHT lines too? So mali pala lahat ng mathematicians? Okay, ikaw na henyo! LOL! But again, as I was about to defend myself, my prof interjects and says, "As far as I know this is the only solution to this. Can you show us how you did yours?" HAHA! Eh pahiya sya kasi wala naman syang nasagot! Strike 2! Bwahaha! =D
So eto na, our last meeting before Spring break (that was last Thursday). The class ends and as usual, before I go home, I drop by the bathroom first to use the mirror. On my way to the classroom door, I have to pass infront of where she was seated first because her bag was blocking the other opening. So I walk past her and I almost trip because there was something that hit my right leg. Di ko na tiningnan kasi di naman ako natuluyan eh. Then yun na nga, I went na to the bathroom. While I was fixing my hair, she comes in, walks behind me, and when she went past my back, she says, "Hey, nice boots!" and I say, "Oh, thank you!" and I smile at her 'cause I thought she was being nice and maybe I just misunderstood na she was just giving her opinion and it wasn't really a personal attack. So fast forward to when I reached the house... as I was taking them off, I see this HUGE rip on the right side of my right boot. KAINIS! Nung una di pa nag-register agad sakin na sya yung may kasalanan nun! Pero remember when I almost tripped when I passed by her chair at class because something hit my foot? YUN, nun nya siguro ginawa yung pag-sabotage sa boots ko! How, she did it? Only satan knows. GRR!
Nakaka-gigil lang! WHY SO JLS, CLAIRE? Is it because when I get to class I smell like I'm GOING TO school while you smell like GOING HOME FROM WORK AFTER A LONG DAY already (in short, amoy construction worker.)? Is it because I can say "everybody" normally, not "hebribady" like you? Or is it because the guy you're secretly crushing on (c'mon, HEBRIBADY saw you wanted to hug him! CHANSING!) always sits behind me and smells my hair? P.S. HI VLADIMIRRRR!!! =D
Stop messing with me, Cuhhhlaire (The Clique style). And just so you know, "In my country"... we eat pigs (like *ehem* you).
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Saturday, April 4, 2009:
The Filipino tag (game!).
"Vlog 2!"
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Friday, April 3, 2009:
CHEESE.
Bear with me as this is what I love doing when I'm depressed: reminisce. Masochist, I know.
It was the first day of class. I sat down next to you because you were the only one who half-smiled at me when I came in. I remembered you were wearing your black Yankees cap then, which I later on learned was your favorite (but yet, you still gave it to me). Hey, you looked cute in those! =) Our teacher was already discussing something in front when I entered so I don't get why you asked me, "Do you know which site we're supposed to be on?", as you clicked on your mouse. "The school site? But I'm not sure, I just came in." I said. And you replied, "Oh, I was late too!" (Hmmkay, weird.)
The funny thing was, we didn't even realize that we live just a street apart from each other until you saw me buying a sub from the local deli and I saw you as you were about to buy a sub too! At that time, I kept on repeating "I know that guy, I know that guy! Where have I seen him?" to myself. Then, the following school day, you immediately came up to me and said, "I think I saw you at the deli, do you live around that area? And it was only then that I remembered that it was indeed you... Ah, fate! =)
As days passed, we became closer. We would always "accidentally" sit beside each other at first... I even remember this one time when you asked if someone else was already seated beside me 'cause there was a bag over the chair, and when I said yes, you said, "Daym!" Haha, so cute! =)) You also asked for my number when our professor told us to get at least one classmate's contact detail... and you even wrote yours down on my notebook because I forgot to bring my phone with me that day. Heehee!
We had our very first fight when you got jealous over the Vietnamese guy that invited me for coffee after he asked for street directions as we were going down the bus. You said I was flirting with him too because I kept on smiling at him when I was only trying to be polite. That was the first time I've seen you fidget, and gosh did I like it! I remember too that you only forgave me because I said you reminded me of one of the local artists we have in the Philippines (which was Oyo Boy Sotto! Haha!), because that was the day after you got your semi-kalbo haircut which showed off your ear piercing and made the moles on your face even more prominent! Haha! Too cute!
Hay, so many memories. Good times, good times! Sorry for doing this. I just miss you a lot. :-(
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Thursday, April 2, 2009:
The inevitable.
I woke up to the sounds of my Mom and my Lolo. They were talking over breakfast about what my grandfather's plans are for the money (a $15,000 lump-sum) they, the veterans, MIGHT get now that Obama has signed the stimulus.
"Gusto ko hatiin lahat sa inyong mga anak (8) at apo (16) yun. Tig $500 kayo pare-pareho tapos yung matira, pangastos nalang natin."
"Kaso Papa, papano naman kung kailanganin mo na yun kung sakaling, alam mo na? Maski ayaw nating mangyari yun, maski gusto ka pa naming lahat na mabuhay ng isang dekada pa, eh dapat maging realistic tayo. Tingnan mo yung nangyari kay Mama."
"Kaya nga. Pero pinangako ko na yung kay Mama mo eh. Na pagka makuha ko yun, hahatiin ko sa inyong lahat ng pantay-pantay kasi yun nalang naman mapapamana namin sainyo."
"Eh papano naman kung ikaw na nangailangan? Saan tayo ngayon kukuha? Sa panahon ngayon dapat magtipid na tayo. Lahat naghihirap na, swerte parin nga tayo kahit papano eh. O, nung si Mama nun, hindi nila tatangapin dapat yun sa hospital kung walang 25, 000php na pang down. Tinawag agad sakin yun ni Gina. Pano nalang kung wala akong napadala nun? Nung libing naman ni Mama, malaking gastos din yun. Pinagamit ko na nga sakanya yung plano ko eh. 100,000php yun na pinagipunan ko nun para may insurance ako. Pero okay lang yun kasi kay Mama naman yun eh. Pero pano kung wala akong plano nun? Ngayon ako naman yung nawalan. Kapag, God-forbid, mawala ako ngayon, ano nalang mangyayari sakin? Sa anak ko? Si Nadine wala pa namang trabaho. Papano nalang. Yun, yun yung dapat nating isipin eh. Hindi yung kung meron dumating, ilalabas nalang natin agad. Hindi ganun. Pangit, masama o nakakalungkot man isipin, dapat hinahanda na natin yung mga sarili natin dahil mangyayari't mangyayari yun."
That wasn't really how the conversation went, but pretty much, that was the gyst of it. I know it's inevitable, Death. But I just can't imagine living my life without my Mom. I can't imagine living without her alive. I don't ever want that to happen. I can't even picture her all wrinkly and old-- even thinking about that scares me. I don't want her to leave. I don't. As much as I love and enjoy fighting with and hating her, it would kill me, I know.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009:
I wish my D was here.
“I am so proud of you!”
is all I ever want to hear from you; words which you have always given generously to everyone… everyone, except me.
