You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
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Lol, I said, "derriere."
"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML""Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML""Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML""Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML"LOLOLOLOL!! Just some of the more funny lines from one of my fave sites to visit when I'm bored,
Fmylife.com. Check it out! =))
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I'm still busy with school!! The finals are coming next week but we will have a semi-long weekend because it's President's Day on Monday! WoohooOBAMA! Oooh, and I just want to say that I'm super excited for the upcoming, one of my fave unofficial holidays... Valentines'!!! Yeyeyey!! =)) Heehee!! And it just sunk in, I'll be graduating in 4 months!!! 4 MONTHS, BABYYYY!!!! And Valentines' is in 3 days!!! Waahh!!! =)) What?
And KC Concepcion is a boy? What? Also, my skinnies are getting tighter around my derriere and I don't know if it's because of the dryer (shrinking it) or because I'm getting, you know, fatter? And prank calls are really funny, trust me! Lol! =P
Sorry for the incoherent sentences! I'm realllllly braindead right now!
Hello, goodbye! =*
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