"You, speak Prada? ": February 2009

You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Douches Strike Back.

Things I loathe:

1. Bubblegums (from other effin' people that don't know how to use a trashcan) getting stuck on MY brand new boots.

and

2. Finding stray hairs (which are not yours) stuck on the bar of soap you are about to use (that's why I prefer using liquid soaps!).

These two also represent the two people in my life that I want to puke at in the face, Doucheboy and Douchegirl. Doucheboy is the bubblegum because he always, always finds a way to slither his nasty, self-proclaimed high and mighty, self back into my life and douchegirl is the stray hair just because it's kadiri and I want her to be that! Haha.

Today I got an unexpected email alert (PM in Multiply) from Doucheboy, and it reads:

(dali i-click nyo, chismis ito!)
The posts being: This and this.

So okay. Gusto ko lang sabihin na okay naman kami noon nitong si Doucheboy. Binati ko sya nung birthday niya, maayos siyang nakipag-usap, tapos binati rin nya ko nung birthday ko. Dahil dun, at dahil maayos naman yung paraan at yung mga salitang ginamit nya para sabihin sakin na tanggalin na yung pinost ko, naisip ko ngang tanggalin nalang yun-- dahil baka nga naman, may gumamit lang ng Y!M ID ni Douchegirl (prettyaeriel03 or whatever basta may something number sa dulo) para ipadala sakin yung message na yun dahil talagang dati pa naman, may mga kung sino sino ng gumaganun sakin. Tama, madali lang naman talaga akong kausap eh. Dapat talaga aalisin ko na yun. Kaso pagbukas ko ng blog ko, may nakita pa kong ganito:

(dali, click nyo ulit!)

So okay, bastusan na naman pala. Hindi ko na dapat papatulan eh, pero naisip ko, teka lang, ako na naman nga yung na-agrabyado, ako parin yung tatahimik? Hindi ata tama yun. Kaya para sainyong dalawa, ilang mensahe lang mula sa pinaka-paborito ninyong tao-- ako.

Unang una, WALA AKONG MAGAGAWA kung yang Y!M mo eh na-hack ng kung sino man, Pamela. WALA RIN AKONG MAGAGAWA kung yung taong yun eh pinadalhan ako ng mensahe. HINDI KO KASALANAN NA ISIPING sayo nga nangaling yung mensaheng yun dahil SAYONG ID NGA YUNG GINAMIT. Nakakapagtaka lang, na sa lahat ng contacts mo dun, BAKIT AKO PA YUNG NAPILI NYA i-prank? Hindi kaya dahil wala naman talagang ibang taong gumawa nun kundi yung may-ari talaga nung account mo-- ikaw? AT PLEASE BAKA I-DENY MO PA NA IKAW NGA YUNG VIEW NG VIEW SA MULTIPLY KO... BAKA GUSTO MONG ISAKSAK KO PA SA BUNGANGA MO YUNG "WHO'S VIEWED ME" LIST KO. O baka naman "FRIEND" mo na naman yung may gawa nun?

At para sayo Earl, hindi ako magaling sumunod sa instructions eh, kaya eto, pinost ko parin. Nakakatawa no, pareho tayo? Hindi ka rin kasi magaling eh... SA PAGIGING ONE-WOMAN MAN. Haha! Sus, may pa "wag idamay, wag idamay" ka pang nalalaman dyan. TAMA NG PAGFI-FEELING KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, dahil kung meron man nun, HINDI KA ISA SA MGA TAONG GANUN, okay? Wala naman akong "below the belt" na sinulat ah. Lahat nga, literally, above the belt eh. Kung meron mang below the belt, EH YUN YUNG PANGANGALIWA MO, HINDI LANG SAKIN, KUNDI KAY PAMELA RIN. Haha! Alala mo yun? At may isa pa palang below the belt, YUNG GUSTO KONG PUTULIN MATAPOS KONG SIPAIN NG PAULIT-ULIT. Clue? Nasa below ng belt mo.

Nananahimik ako pero ANG DAMI DAMI KONG NATATANGAP NA KUNG ANO ANONG MENSAHE GALING SA MGA TAONG HINDI KO KILALA NOON TUNGKOL SA MGA PINAGSASASABI NYO DAW TUNGKOL SAAKIN. Anong ginawa ko? Pinag-kibit balikat ko nalang kasi nakausap na kita ng maayos kaya inakala kong hindi naman totoo yung mga yun. Hindi ko nalang inintindi kasi kung ano man yun, kesyo may katotohanan man o wala, WALA NA AKONG PAKIALAM. Binura ko pa nga yung luma kong Yahoo! email address para hindi na ko makatangap ng mga basurang yun eh. NGAYON, AYAN NA NAMAN, STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH, GINUGULO NYO NA NAMAN AKO.

Putang ina ko na naman? Eh una palang kitang nakilala, putang ina na yang lumabas at narinig ko sa bibig mo eh. Wala ng bago? Luma na yan eh, wala ng effect. Alam mo kung sinong putang ina? Yung naglabas sayo.

Blog ko ito!!!!!
Inuulit ko, BLOG KO 'TO. KAYA KUNG ANUMANG GUSTO KONG ISULAT DITO, KARAPATAN KO. Bakit? Kasi nga, BLOG KO 'TO EH. Kung gusto nyong magsulat ng masama tungkol saakin, GUMAWA KAYO NG SARILI NYONG BLOG! KUNG AYAW NYONG MABASA ANG MGA PINAGSUSUSULAT KO DITO, WAG KAYONG PUMUNTA DITO. Mas madaling gawin yun kaysa i-type yung URL ng blog ko. Dun sa "FRIEND" ni Pamela, pakisabi nalang na wag syang mangialam sa buhay ng may buhay. ANG PAKIALAMAN NYA EH YUNG BUHAY NYA.

ANG SARAP BAYAGAN!

Ganito kasi yung nangyari:

Nasa bus ako papuntang Manhattan. Huminto kami sa isa sa mga bus stops sa may "Filipinotown"-- kung nasan maraming nakatirang mga Pilipino at kung saan nandun din yung Jollibee at iba pang mga Fil. restaurants.

Isa lang yung pababa, Pilipina siya, base sa itsura nya, kaso mabagal siya kumilos kasi lola na siya. Isa lang din yung papasok ng bus. Isang dambuhalang baklang matrona. Sa ganitong mga situation, hindi ba ETIQUETTE lang naman na dapat pinapauna ng mga pumapasok yung mga lumalabas? Kung sasakay tayo ng elevator, hindi ba pinapauna muna natin yung mga nasa loob? Common sense na kasi yun, para maayos ang daloy.

Ngayon, itong si Bakla, hindi yata makapag antay. Pumasok sya agad, pinasok yung ticket sa machine at tinitigan lang si Lola. Si Lola hindi makababa kasi nakaharang yung mala-trosong katawan ni Bakla sa daanan papuntang pinto. Ano man lang ba yung tumagilid sya para padaanin yung matanda diba?

Tapos eto, nagulat nalang ako nung biglang sumigaw si Bakla ng, "PUTANGINA DI MAUNA KA! PUTA! HAMPASLUPA!" Maski yung mga kaharap kong Espanyola eh napatingin din at napailing dahil syempre narinig nila yung "Puta."

Si Lola tahimik parin, walang imik. Pero itong si Bakla, sinusundan parin ng tingin si Lola hangang makababa na sya ng tuluyan sa bus. Yung tingin na tipong nakakamatay. Tapos umandar na yung bus kaya naglakad na siya sa aisle para humanap ng upuan. Habang naglalakad, sinigaw na naman nya, "MOTERFUCKING FILIPINA!"

BWIIIISET! Nag-init talaga tenga ko dun! Ang sarap sabihan ng, "PUTA MOTHERFUCKING FILIPINA PALA AH! AKO FILIPINA AKO-- IKAW, WISH MO LANG NA SANA NAGING FILIPINA KA!"

NAKAKAASAR. Napaka-hambog! Walang respeto sa matatanda at lalong walang respeto sa pinanggalingan nya. Nakatapak lang ng Amerika at naging kulay mais lang yung dating itim nyang buhok, na kasing itim ng ugali nya, akala mo kung sino ng umasta.

Nakakasama lang ng loob yung mga kababayan nating ganyan ang ugali. Nakalimutan na yata nila yung mga pangaral satin si Gat Jose Rizal.

Sometimes, all you need is

A SIGN.

“Where do you find love? If we knew, we would all know where to look."

This film is 12 minutes of just full bliss. It's called, “Signs”, and it is directed by Patrick Hughes. It's one of the shorties in the Schweppes Film Festival and you can also watch it from their site for a theater-like kind of vibe. Just click on the link I provided, click the British flag icon to set the language to English, then click on “Signs”. Choose high for a full screen view or low for the old movie effect. While you're there, you might want to take a look at "Consequence" too. It's brilliantly made as well.

Even if you don’t enjoy it as much as I did, I can guarantee it’s at least an enjoyable 12 minutes spent. It reminded me of Serendipity so much! I fell in love with Jason, the guy, 'cause he is just too cute beyond words! I am also crushing on the girl, Stacey, because she's so beautiful and she has this gorg cleft-chin. I have so much more to say about the film, but I don’t want to give anything away until you’ve seen it.

Watch it and tell me what you think. I love, love, love it to death.

♥

Classic.

I need to finish ironing my clothes today (yeah, life in America without my Yaya sucks!) so this will be quick:

"So you haven't seen The Godfather?
"Nope, but I've always wanted to."
"Now that's unbelievable!"
"Lol. Haha."
"What about Boys in the Hood?"
"Not yet. But my prof mentioned it was good."
"You wanna watch it right now? I have a copy at home."
"Sure!"
.
.
.
.
.
"Aww. You tricked me, but thank you!"
"It wasn't a trick, it was a surprise!"

Indeed.

It just occured to me!

You see, there are 2 Nadine's and 2 Christian's in my family. They're my cousins who are all Europe-based (Germany & Vienna).

Christian, whom we call Kingkang, is younger than me and Ate Nadine and the other Christian, my Kuya Christian, are obviously older than me.

What's funny is, Ate Nadine and Kuya Christian are magkapatid!

Now what would happen if me & Chris were to end up together?
Wouldn't that be, like, name-incest, or something?

Haha! Ahh, nawi-weirdohan ako! =P

I am deeply appalled.

More and more girls are showing off their bodies on most networking sites and, well, 99.9 percent of the time, here is what happens:

*girl posts kita-na-kaluluwa photos.*
*after a few minutes, some guy hits on her.*
*girl calls guy a perv (but I bet is secretly flattered about whatever compliment that guy said to her).*
*after a few weeks/months, girl posts a blog entry making paawa, asking people to help her into stopping the circulating nude photos of her all over the internet and blames all guys for being manyaks.*

Okay.
THIS JUST IRRITATES ME TO NO END!!!
So sorry ladies, I'm siding with the gents here.

First of all, girl, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO POSTED YOUR STUPID SAGGING BODY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE! Bakit ka ngayon mag-ngangangawa sa Multiply? Serves you right! If you respected your body well enough, you wouldn't even have uploaded those photos in the first place. Ngayong it's all over some porn site, don't blame the guy/s who posted them there... Blame yourself and your stupid vagina for posing not only infront of a phone camera, but for posting those photos as well.

I just don't get the logic. Hello? Are you in drugs? Lol! Why curse the men and call them malilibog? Ganito lang yan, kung hindi mo binalandra yung katawan mo, wala silang makukuha sayo at hindi ka mamomroblema. Tsk. Tanga-tanga ka rin kasi eh. Para lang sabihin ko sayo, walang Intellectual Property Rights sa mundo ng internet dahil kahit anong i-post mo dito, kahit naka "for contacts only" pa, eh makikita't makakalat parin. Nasa 21st century na tayo, ineng.

Guys will ALWAYS look for these kind of girls, notice them and single them out as easy targets for showing more... and wearing less. It's THEIR nature! The only solution is to not show anything! Keep your privates, private, as they should be. Don't give them something to ogle at. It's as simple as that.

Superklasse.

I want new shoes... leopard-printed pumps, to be exact (and Santa, let's not forget my mint-green Uggs!).

I wouldn't mind having her closet though:

Oh Blair, you make me have shoegasms! =))

I also want a new layout!
I also want to eat taho for breakfast. I miss it so bad!
I want to bloghop but I'm too tamad. Haha!

As usual, yesterday, Christian had to work and so I spent the whole day bumming out in front of the computer. I wouldn't say what I did was unproductive 'cause I had managed to watch several YouTube vids and 2 movies: Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Seth Rogan's film was okay. On the other hand, Cera's? Ayy!! Mike Cera is just tooo cute for words! How old is he? My gosh! He's my Y2K (Yes 2 Kids) crush! Sorry, pedo mode. =P Ay, I just googled him-- he was born in 1988. Woohoo! Only 2 years younger than me, pwedeee! =))

After that, I bonded with my Lolo and we watched The Last Samurai. Oh, gone are those days when whenever I see Tom Cruise, I would get kilig. Hay, what has Scientology done to you? I miss you, Rainman! =P

Okay. I'm hungry.
And I wanna go out!!!
I should turn this thing off now.
Okay, I will.
Bye!

Obsession.

I have no other words,
(but Loooool!).
♥

Can I have your number?

One of the other reasons why I love MadTV (the first reason is "Stuart")!!!
Infinite Loooolssszzz!!!
And FYI, this isn't OA-- AT ALL! Okay maybe a teeny-weeny-tiny bit, but GENERALLY, this is how they really pick girlilets up! Haha! Oh, chocolate men! =P

What do you get when you put Schwimmer and Pegg together?

A horrible blackmail which goes terribly wrong, that's what! =P

"Charlie (Schwimmer) is an ex-teacher turned reluctant call center employee who gets fired on the first day. Distraught on being unable to provide for his daughter Emily and cop wife, Penelope, he is suddenly contacted by Gus (Pegg), an aspiring scam artist who presents Charlie with a seemingly snag-free plan to make some cash: Blackmail Reverend Smalls a man of the cloth, who's frequently turned up in the company database of visitors to illegal porn-sites. Gus plans on extorting Reverend Smalls, with the intention of publicly exposing his secret shame, should he refuse, with this scandal potentially destroying the man's career. Normally cautious, Charlie, is keen on participating in this scam, confident that with this money maker he'll garner from the deal and will finally help turn things around for him and his family. Joined by one-time teenage pageant queen Josie McBroom, Gus's ex, the plan goes ahead... but it all goes wrong as Reverend Smalls dies-- thanks to this trio, with this only being the start of their troubles."

Big Nothing is a great film, with plot twists and humor all the way through the end. The movie has action, thriller, suspense and comedy all rolled into one. There are a lot of stuff going on between the characters, and the dynamics between them change all the time, so the movie never gets predictable.

I liked the movie a lot because of the cast (Ross Gellar, FTW!), story plot and the endless surprises through out the movie. The climax made my jaw drop to the floor, to say so the least. And the ending, really, really, really surprised (and majorly saddened) me. I didn't find a single dull moment in this whole movie and I definitely think it's worth the watch.

Definitely putting this as one of my favorites!
XD

Eye crush. (1)

"What chapter are we on?"
"Chapter 36."
"Thanks!"
"No problem!"

Why?

Why do you have to sit beside me only now-- when there's only 2 more meetings left.

Why?

Why do your lips look so glossy... and yummy? How do you make them so plump and red?

Why?

Why are you dressed so preppy?

Why?

Why do you smell so good?

Why?

Why is you haircut semi-kal? Didn't you know that that's my kryptonite?

Why?

Why haven't I noticed you before? Where have you been staying for the past month?

Why?

Why did you choose to sit next to me when there were a lot of other empty seats?

Why?

Why do I feel *kilig* everytime you cross your legs?

Why?

Why do your eyes sparkle?

Why?

Why did we need to be only an inch away from each other?

"Yeah! That happened to my sister!"
"Really? How?"
"'Cause she always exceeds the max weight, so they had to take it!"
"..."
"And that happened twice and they lost it twice! That's why we don't ride them anymore."
"Which airline was it?"
"American Airlines. They're the worst!"
"Haha! I'll keep that in mind."

Why?

Why did you return to the classroom when we both know you didn't leave anything behind?

Why?

Why did you smile at me when we were the only ones inside the elevator?

Why?

Why did you get off the 4th floor and followed me to the computer lab?

Why?

Why did you pick the seat in front of the computer where I was in?

"Nice talking to you!"
"Thanks, same here."
"Okay, take care. See you tomorrow!"
"You too."

Why?

Why?

Why?

I called it!

That's right! Yes I did!
I called it.
XD

I called it the, "Rexona: It won't let you down!" pose and now some friends in Friendster are doing it too. Rawr. And since it is such a big hit, Hollywood stars are getting into it too!

Nikki Reed, for example.
Lol!

Next? I'm calling Justin...

from The Wizards of Waverly Place, the next papable Disney baby after my future boyfriend, Shia.

Shiiiit. I am in lust!!! O__o
LaBUFF na LaBUFF na nga, BeouKAT na BeouKAT pa talaga (shut up, I know it's Labeouf)!!!

And at the top of my list.

Today is Obama's first President's day. =)
Today, we also had to pay for my tuition fee.
And today, I officially applied for "intent to graduate!!!"

AAAAAHHHH!!!! AT LAST!!! =D

Finally, the last leg of my school life is almoooost within reach. Wooooo!! This is thee historical moment, peepsies!! =P

THIS really is, IT.
Yeayea!!

After 13 years in CSA.
1 and a half at LaSalle.
And the will be 2 at LAGCC (thank you Lord for credited subjects!)...

I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO MARCH AT THE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!
I WILL FINAAAALLY BE FUDGING DONE!
Wooohoooo!!!!

Nothing beats this feeling! Parang Drew Barrymore's, "Nothing beats the first kiss!" line lang. The happiness I'm feeling right now... it is just, unexplainable/indescribable. Hahahaha!! I'm at loss for words! =''') I am just super excited for this!!! For this, is what every student looks forward to the most- and this, is what I have been looking forward to for quite a few months now. I just want to work so bad and earn lots and lots of Benjamin$$$ already!!! =))

So almost goodbye terror teachers;
Almost goodbye exams, homeworks, research papers;
Almost goodbye you, thesis;
Almost goodbye cheating seatmates;
Almost goodbye writing notes;
Almost goodbye paying tuitions;
Almost goodbye reading boring, boring, boring, (did I say boring?) books;
Just, almost goodbye school, in general!

In a few more months, I will no longer have to see, smell, hear, taste and breath you.
In a few more months, I will be out of your face.
In a few more months, I will be free from you, at long last.

The ride has been worth the while, but all things just need to come to an end.
I may miss you. But trust me, not in the near 3-5 years.
See you, again, when I enroll my firstborn!
Almost till then.
Almost bye!!!
=P

You do not, ever, bite the hand that feeds you! Never.

(Twihaters, unite!)
(And thank you for not even bothering to include the Breaking Dawn "book" in the picture, because for me, IT cannot even be considered as one. )

Dear SCHMeyer,

I just want to tell you that I am now leaving your bandwagon. Yes, I am now over you and all your invented pseudo-vampires. Edward doesn't dazzle me anymore and I cannot believe I even fell for all that shining shimmering splendid crap you made. I just wanna LA PUSH all of you into a cliff. Bella, the klutz, head-first. Lol!

Seriously.

I just finished reading Midnight Sun, expecting something different... expecting it to be, I don't know, as BRILLIANT as it sounded like from all the "good" reviews I've read about it. But no. You, like Starscream (Megatron: Transformers, duh?), have failed me yet again. It was as boring as that hideous thing you made... that 4th part you called a book, remember?

Stop being all Shakespeare-an, Steph. Just stop. You can't pull it off. You just can't.

But hey, cheers to you for actually NOT finishing your latest crapola work. The world is now a much nicer, much better place to live in.

Steph, I only have one more thing to say to you-- You, Suck! Yes, pun intended. And someone, someone REALLY RELEVANT in the world of literature, also has something in his mind:

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The REAL difference is that J. Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
- (Thee) STEPHEN KING.

Your fan-no-more,
xX.Nadine.Xx

Before it all runs out!

*takes my hand and draws a bridge with a kitty on the other side*

*laughter*
"So, how'd the kitty get to the other side?"
*laughs*
"I don't know!
"Think about it."
*laughs*
*shrugs*
"I really don't get it."
*tilts head sideways*
"I give up... is this a joke?"
*laughs*
"No."
"So...?"
"It's not."
"Huh?"
"I just want to hold your hand."
*♥*

.....

And so,
FROM OUR HAPPY HEARTS (and stomachs) TO YOURS:

HOP PEE V. DAE!!! ♥

Love always,

C+N=4ever

*so highschool*

Random act of kindness by a stranger. (1)

Christian and I were on our way home, inside an NY subway, the 7 train line to be exact.

Three stops from our base station, a typical homeless man walks inside and does his typical speech- one that he probably mutters a hundred times in a span of a day, to ask for some change.
No one pays him any attention, given that the cart we were in was only halfway full. He prances around till he gets close to where we were. Seated in front of us was a Hispanic family: a Mom who looked deprived of a good night's sleep, 2 toddlers who were seated beside her and a baby, sleeping on her stroller, on her other side.

The man murmurs something to the mother and produces two quarters from his pocket. "Ola, Mami! I have kids as well. I know how hard life is. We all need some help every once in a while.", he says while giving the said quarters to the kids.

After that, the train reaches its next stop and he jumps out with such vigor-- which is really quite unusual for someone who has not gotten what he wanted, and even shelled out some of what he was asking for, in the first place.

=''')
Thank you, Lord, for little miracles like this!

Because FML said so.

Today, we weren't supposed to have classes. But because the department fukced our schedule up, we missed the first day of school and so we had to make up for it, today... when all the other students are still on their beds, snoozing their lungs out.
FML!

Lol, I said, "derriere."

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"

"Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML"

"Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML"

"Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML"

LOLOLOLOL!! Just some of the more funny lines from one of my fave sites to visit when I'm bored, Fmylife.com. Check it out! =))

.....
I'm still busy with school!! The finals are coming next week but we will have a semi-long weekend because it's President's Day on Monday! WoohooOBAMA! Oooh, and I just want to say that I'm super excited for the upcoming, one of my fave unofficial holidays... Valentines'!!! Yeyeyey!! =)) Heehee!! And it just sunk in, I'll be graduating in 4 months!!! 4 MONTHS, BABYYYY!!!! And Valentines' is in 3 days!!! Waahh!!! =)) What? And KC Concepcion is a boy? What? Also, my skinnies are getting tighter around my derriere and I don't know if it's because of the dryer (shrinking it) or because I'm getting, you know, fatter? And prank calls are really funny, trust me! Lol! =P

Sorry for the incoherent sentences! I'm realllllly braindead right now!
Hello, goodbye! =*

I-credit mo naman ako!

Alam kong hindi lang ako ang may karapatang mag-crave ng KK donuts, pero napaka "COINCIDENTAL" naman yata na isang araw, o isang oras pagkatapos kong mag-link ng Disneyland secrets at Thisiswhyyourefat.com sa Plurk eh nai-Plurk mo rin EKSAKTO yung mga link na yun. Credit naman, chong! Tnx! *wink*

To the woman I will forever love to hate:

Mom, I look at you
and I see a walking miracle.

Your unfailing love without limit,
your ability to soothe my every hurt,
the way you are on duty, unselfishly,
every hour, every day,
makes me so grateful
that I am yours, and you are mine.

With open arms and an open heart,
with enduring patience and inner strength,
you gave so much for me,
sometimes at your expense.

You are my teacher,
my comforter, my encourager,
appreciating all, forgiving all.

I took you for granted, Mom,
but I won’t now, and I never will again.

I know that everything I am today
relates to you and your loving care.

I gaze in wonder
as I watch you being you—
my miracle, my bestEST friend,
my life, only to name a few.

... So so so much! ♥

HAPPY _6th birthday!!!
(Because a real woman NEVER reveals her age! =P)

Meanie, meanie, bobinie!

I tried... so hard... not to laugh... but I failed. =(

Huhu!! Sorry, I'm mean... BUT THE CAPTIONS!!
It's not the pictures... it's the captions!! The freakin' captions made it LOLlable!!!

Aaaaah! SI BRYANBOY KASIIIII!!!!! XD

My new toy is...

...battery operated! Haha! Old school, no?

It's actually an AM/FM player, which I named, Lola ('cause it's OLD school nga-- get it, OLD?). Haha! We have a radio player at home which I always used, to listen to z100 every morning when my Mom leaves for work. I, now, can't use it anymore because when my Mom leaves for work, my Lolo remains and he watches the television. I remember, my old Nokia phone which had a built in radio on it. I loved that phone but I couldn't bring it here with me 'cause it wasn't tri-band. Huhu! And both phones I'm using at present, a Nokia and a MotoRazr, doesn't have built in radio's on them so I was ecstatic when I found this treasure lying around the house-- inside my Mom's cabinet, to be exact.

For some reason, I like listening to the radio better than listening to my iPod. I guess because with radio, you'll never know what songs are gonna play next. I love that "surprise me" feeling! Haha! Before, I used to listen to the radio more often than watch TV. When we were at the dorms, we had no TV and so we lived on FM radio-- always tuned in to Magic89.9 alone. I miss that!

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Anyway, here's another kwento. This morning, I went downstairs to do the laundry, looking like this:

The "kakagising lang" look meaning; un-suklay-ed hair, oversized white pambahay shirt and Piglet-printed pajama bottoms. Heehee! In short, the basura look. Hey, but I brushed my teeth and washed my face ha!

So yun nga, I was almost done with it- I only needed to get the clothes out of the dryer, when I realized that there was only 1 laundry basket. ONLY ONE... and there were 4 of us who needed to use it! With me were 2 Espanol-speaking people: an old lady and a guy who looked like he was in his late twenties, and a white girl who looked like she was in her early thirties. So while the Espanols were talking amongst themselves, I talked to the white girl and we both thought it would only be best if we call our building Super, Carlos. Since I had my cellphone with me, I volunteered to do it. Carlos said he was gonna try to look for the other baskets on the other floors and that he couldn't do anything about it because our other neighbors, who are jerks in my opinion, take them and claim them as their own!

I thought it would be nice to just give it to the old lady because kawawa naman if we let her carry her laundry. I guess the other 2 agreed cause they were quiet naman. On my way to the elevator, the Spanish guy, who at that time was standing at the door, said "Hey sweetie!", in a really low, really pasexy voice. Haha! It was funny... so I just smiled at him and then continued to walk! Walalang! Morning pick-me-upper kasi I looked so kadiri and yet he still thought I looked like a "sweetie!" Haha! LOL! It would be akward, though, if I see him one of these days on the corridors... Walalang, I'm just flattered, and a bit kilig... Ahaha! Sorry, Mr. Christian Delgadoooo!!!!! =P

P.S. I just discovered that there's an iPhone app for AM/FM radio!!! It's called Slacker, yata! Waah!! I wanttt!!!

In love, out late, under pressure and in tears.

Spent about 5 hours watching all the episodes (3 seasons worth!) last Saturday while waiting for Christian to get out of work. Nyahaha! For those of you who are not familiar with this, it's Girls in Love, a book-based series from Nickelodeon I used to follow during my teen years. Check out the Nadine character! Goth princess!! My total opposite!! Haha! But she's cute.. as all Nadine's usually are! Loooowl! =P

I'm in my all-things-English mode now... There was Dev Patel, the Ireland visitor, Skins (TONY!!!!), and now this! What's next? Harry Potter? Simon Cowell? Mr. Bean? The Beckhams? Orlando Bloom? Hugh Grant? Jude Law? Sophie Kinsella? Prince William? Kate Winslet? Leona Lewis? The Beatles? Princess Diana? Ugh, I wanna go on a Eurotrip again! Moooooommy, let's!!! Oink! =P

Cotton.

That's all! ♥

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What? I’m aware it’s short but I still have a midterm to study for and a report to type! So if you could even remotely, in some strange/twisted kind of way, help me in memorizing all the terms I need or can jot down a paragraph or two about Black Slavery RIGHT NOW, then by all means, force me to write something longer… Otherwise, just shuttup!

Lol!
I kid, I kid. Hah!
Relax, it’s no biggie. It’s not like The United States is my boyfriend, thus (which), makes me obligated to make a very long, very mushy entry because it’s our 2nd year together-- it’s not like that at all. =P

Besides, if it was, then I won’t probably be typing about it now as we would more likely still be on the bed, getting on 3rd base… ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a whore... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is for... get it, no such luck.

WHAT? IT’S FROM HOT CHICK!!! =))
*wink!*

Nadine, the Nickwhore.

I'm a proud Nickelodeon baby! When I was younger, I remember I would send them snailmails and they would always reply to my letters, and sometimes even send freebies like stickers or mouse pads. That's why they were my fave! Haha!

I just miss the shows I used to watch when I was younger because Nick programs now are uber "meh!" There are only a handful that I can tolerate and those are iCarly, Drake and Josh, Unfabulous, Zoey101 and Ned's Declassified. Other than those, Che! Disney Channel, FTW na! =P

Right! So just on top of my head, here's a list of some of my most treasured Nickshows:
(I hope you could still remember them!)

LIFE WITH LOOPY.
(I liked her a lot! I also had a... thing for her brother, Larry! Rawr. Anobayan! Crushing on a cartoon- I should be called Loopy too!)

Remember this? I love them!! But the original cast members lang, 'cause the new ones were boring na. My fave sketches would have to be Ask Ashley ("Dear Ashley... that's me!") and Good Burger ("Welcome to good burger, home of the good burgers. Can I take your order?").

And in connection to that, Josh Server, is probably my fave cast member- only 'cause I had the biggest crush on him (as big as his fake ears!). Lol! I wonder where he is now!

My childhood god, Clarissa!!! All time favorite!!! I would watch this everytime it airs eventhough I have seen the episodes over and over again! I love her clothes and how she deals with "stuff." Tapos before, I wanted to have a bestfriend that would climb through my window din! I miss Sam.. and Mr. & Mrs. Darling.. and kulit Ferguson (who I'm sure is all grown up by now!).. and the pet turtle. Waah! Ang sarap, and at the same time sad, mag reminisce! Haha!

The guys I wanted as brothers! Haha! They were funny!! And their Mom had a metal plate on her head... cool! =))

A club I wanted to be a part of... the Midnight Society. Oooh, creepy! And I still watch it from time to time when they air old episodes. Grabe, noon, takot na takot ako sa mga stories nila... but now, I'm like, "Natakot ako dun?" Haha! Uy, I'm maturing-- lol, a bit lang, 'cause I still find their opening credits scary-- yung clown kasi! Rar!=P

FIGURE IT OUT!!!
Aaah!! I wanted to join this game show so bad! When watching it, I would pretend I was one of the contestants and I would guess along with them! Haha! SECRET SLIME ACTION!!! Funny!!! =)) I wanted to be an audience member too, 'cause they always gave away free stuff!! Waah!! I miss, I miss!

HEY ARNOLD! ♥
I watched the movie! I wanted to study at PS118! I was obsessed with the boy with the football shaped head! I was jealous of Ruth and Lila! I was Helga! I am inlove with this show. I am, I am, I am!!! And the best thing about this show is, there was a character named Nadine!! Haha! Eyelove her- eventhough she has spider hair, like me (kulot)!!

Who loves them... and their shenanigans... and Mr. Rockmore... and Orange soda... and Chris?
"I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO-ooo!"

RUGRATS.
Theee cutest babies of all time! I'm LSS-ing to their theme song right now! Heehee! You know, I was Lil and my cousin, Priolo, was Phil during the times we played pretend Rugrats-- when I was in *gulp* highschool! =P LOL!

You liked? ^_^
Kthnxbye. I'm out!

Matey!

My Feedjit updater shows that someone from Dublin, Ireland visits this site regularly. To that someone, I only have one bloody message for you, pal:

ZZOMGOSH!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU ARE MR. MARK MICHAEL PATRICK FEEHILY!!!

And losers, if you don't know him, then I pity you! Bwahaha! But seriously, I don't know anyone from there. I don't have relatives, friends or even cyberblog friends there. So if that's you, Mark, bugger, please oh please leave a message on my cbox. Blimey! I still looove you-- even if you're into boys now. Huhu!

But I... I forgive you... and one day maybe we can go shopping together; and try on clothes, preferably in the loo; we could also go to a salon- and we'd both get our hair and nails done while talking about that fugly butterface Mariah and her fat arse; then you and me could maybe self-tan each other, that would be awesome; or we could go skinny-dipping and then you'll show me your Big Ben, err, I mean The Big Ben, you know the one in London, maybe you could tour me around that area; or maybe we'd just watch all of your music videos together, just you and me, yea?; I might even let you read a fan fiction I made of you and me when I was 15; oh, and let's not forget to visit Mary, she'll like that, lol; and the best thing that we could do together, DUET!!! Woooo! I would die. "The more I know of you, is the more I know I love you. And the more that I'm sure, I want you forever and ever more..."

Oi, psychobabbling me! Mental!!!
P.S. Hey, did you notice, I was typing that with an English accent. Oh, behave!

Let's do this shizzz!

Told you I'd be back!
Hooray!

For today, darlings, I will introduce you to 2 of my newest celebrity crushes! My new Hollywood boytoys, if you must! LOLOLOL!
As you may well know, I, crazy-ass, stalk my crushables a lot! And by stalking, I mean, Googling them! Lol! Lame, I know. But what can I do? I have limited resources! Maybe when I become a millionaire after winning in Who Wants to be a Millionaire, like my other crush (clue? more like a dead giveaway!), I'd be like Rose (Charlie's stalker in Two and a half Men) and literally crawl my way up to their private bathrooms. Sayaaaa! Oh Shia baby, you and your weird name are number one on my list! Rawr! =P

Crushee numba' one: Michael Yo!

My half-black/half-Korean lover (lol!). The first time I saw him was when he was one of the panelists in Chelsea (Handler) Lately's round table. I thought he was a stand-up comedian, but thanks to my new bestfriend, Google, I found out that he's one of E! News' correspondents.
Man, this boy is hotta hotta! Yummm!! The first thing that attracted me to him was his personality. He was so gosh darn funny, and cute, and hot! Okay, maybe the hot part first. Okay, fine fine, I admit, the hot part first! LOL! Shiiit, sexy-time muscles! Saraaap! Regardless... I crush him!

"The Most Embarrassing Thing I Ever Got Caught Doing: Farting in third grade. So traumatic."
(--LOLOLOLzzzz!! This was from his online bio. You naughty baby, Yo! Bad boy, mama will spank youuuu! O__o)

Crushee numba' two: Dev Patel(icious)!

My first Indian! I'm an Indian-virgin no more! Lololol! Jooooke, hi Vinay-- my highschool friend na walalang, I remembered 'cause he's Indian! Heehee. =))
Anyways, yeah! Well, technically he's British- as he was born and raised there, in England I mean. This baby of mine, I first saw through the highly acclaimed piece, Slumdog Millionaire. Then with the help of another friend of mine, YouTube, I discovered that before he did SlumMil, he had been in the UK teen show, Skins. So I quickly searched for some Skins' episodes and lo and behold the first video I find of him was one where he was wearing only his birthday suit.

I.SAW.HIS.PWET!

Haha! Kiliiiiiig!! =)) So ayun. He's such a sweetheart too! He's really funny! See, me and my thing for funny guys talaga! And his accent, shiiiit, Ed Westwick in the making. And he's such a gentleman! He also reminds me of Ross Geller (David Schwimmer) from FRIENDS, which is perfect because I've always believed that I was a Rachel Green (Jen Aniston). Ehehehe! Ang saya pa nung ending dance nila! Woohoo!! Juma- JAI HO! din ako eh!! =)) The only thing I don't like about him is that he always looks at Freida, his co-star, during their interviews! Hmp! I'm jellooz. Proof:

Bwahaha!! Buti nga, go elbow! =P
But I hope they really make it big though, especially him, since they both deserve-- truly deserve it!

And well, we all lived happily ever after,
♥

Tsk, look up buhay baboy in the dictionary and I bet you'll find a picture of me!

I have been seeing a lot of bloggers doing this project called 365. IKYKWIM-- I know you know what I mean... it's basically making an entry everyday for a whole year, hence the name, 365-- since there are 365 days in a year (well except for leaps!).

Anyway, I was inspired by their um, determination and um, perseverance and so I decided I wanted to do one myself. Heehee!! This is eGGxciting!!! Well, for me atleast! And yeah, I know I'm 31 days late but I'll try to make up for it by religiously blogging daily. Nyek, ang redundant ata nun. Hihi!

For starters, let me share with you the things I have been doing this weekend. Erm, let me rephrase that... let me share with you the things I have been watching this weekend 'cause I wouldn't wanna share the things I ate because you might just lose all your respect for me. Seryoso, sugar overkill/hello, calories!!! Haha! Hmp, ok where was I again? As I've said, there have been a loooooot of couch potatoing going on here since I'm a loooooser and I have no other friends besides Christian who:
A. Had worked all day this Saturday; and
B. Is hanging out at a friends house with a few other friends to watch the freakin' Superbowl.
Man, I hate the Superbowl! It's so long... it's too long! And all for what? Football? Puhleaseeee! I'd rather have my gums taken out! Joooooke. LOL! Basta, I hate it-- I don't mind the commercials though, some of them are funny! =P

Ok, here's the list in the order I watched them:

This one made me laugh eventhough it's supposed to be a suspence flick! It's an old Reese movie about a psychotic boyfriend, who becomes obsessed with his girlfriend, he ends up doing things a normal person doesn't do. I found it funny because I've never seen Reese so... horny? Haha! I liked it! And I just want to say that I also like Reese's last name... Witherspoon. It's funny! LOL!

Now this one is an inspiring film! I even cried because it really touched me. V. heartwarming!!! Um, maybe if I wasn't where I am right now, like say, if I was still studying in the Philippines, I wouldn't really think of this as something extraordinary. But because I'm here, in one of the most culturally diverse places in America, I can say that I can somewhat relate to the situations that took place in the movie, although not personally. What's even better about it is that it was based in real life. I guess that part really affected me the most. Hay!! Basta, it's good! I know I'm such a douche bag movie reviewer but trust me, when I say it's good, it really is. Try watching it! =)

These two, I watched, because my TV-hogging Lolo, which I love ever so dearly, requested for something "action-y." LOL! I've already seen them before so, walalang. Haha!

Hmm, I'm also currently watching Sydney White, which I've seen before too. Thank you Lord for HBO in demand! Well, I'm not really watching it because I'm typing and I know what I'm doing is such an electricity waster (sorry na, go-greeners!), but I just don't like typing in silence. Haha! So yea, so far, those are the shows I watched today (Sunday), and it's only half past nine. The night's still young!

Oh, what do you know, S. White just ended! Next? August Rush or Fantastic Four?
I shall continue watching on my lazy ass now.
See you tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next and the next.
Wooo!!!