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"You, speak Prada? ": Let's do this shizzz!
Blair Cornelia Waldorf Upper East, Manhattan, NY, United States
You can find me in the club,
with a bottle full of bub. I also got the X if you into taken drugs! I'm in there having sex and I ain't into makin' love. So won't you come give me a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed?
You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
Monday, February 2, 2009:
Let's do this shizzz!
Told you I'd be back! Hooray!
For today, darlings, I will introduce you to 2 of my newest celebrity crushes! My new Hollywood boytoys, if you must! LOLOLOL! As you may well know, I, crazy-ass, stalk my crushables a lot! And by stalking, I mean, Googling them! Lol! Lame, I know. But what can I do? I have limited resources! Maybe when I become a millionaire after winning in Who Wants to be a Millionaire, like my other crush (clue? more like a dead giveaway!), I'd be like Rose (Charlie's stalker in Two and a half Men) and literally crawl my way up to their private bathrooms. Sayaaaa! Oh Shia baby, you and your weird name are number one on my list! Rawr! =P
Crushee numba' one: Michael Yo! My half-black/half-Korean lover (lol!). The first time I saw him was when he was one of the panelists in Chelsea (Handler) Lately's round table. I thought he was a stand-up comedian, but thanks to my new bestfriend, Google, I found out that he's one of E! News' correspondents. Man, this boy is hotta hotta! Yummm!! The first thing that attracted me to him was his personality. He was so gosh darn funny, and cute, and hot! Okay, maybe the hot part first. Okay, fine fine, I admit, the hot part first! LOL! Shiiit, sexy-time muscles! Saraaap! Regardless... I crush him!
"The Most Embarrassing Thing I Ever Got Caught Doing: Farting in third grade. So traumatic." (--LOLOLOLzzzz!! This was from his online bio. You naughty baby, Yo! Bad boy, mama will spank youuuu! O__o)
Crushee numba' two: Dev Patel(icious)!
My first Indian! I'm an Indian-virgin no more! Lololol! Jooooke, hi Vinay-- my highschool friend na walalang, I remembered 'cause he's Indian! Heehee. =)) Anyways, yeah! Well, technically he's British- as he was born and raised there, in England I mean. This baby of mine, I first saw through the highly acclaimed piece, Slumdog Millionaire. Then with the help of another friend of mine, YouTube, I discovered that before he did SlumMil, he had been in the UK teen show, Skins. So I quickly searched for some Skins' episodes and lo and behold the first video I find of him was one where he was wearing only his birthday suit.
I.SAW.HIS.PWET!
Haha! Kiliiiiiig!! =)) So ayun. He's such a sweetheart too! He's really funny! See, me and my thing for funny guys talaga! And his accent, shiiiit, Ed Westwick in the making. And he's such a gentleman! He also reminds me of Ross Geller (David Schwimmer) from FRIENDS, which is perfect because I've always believed that I was a Rachel Green (Jen Aniston). Ehehehe! Ang saya pa nung ending dance nila! Woohoo!! Juma- JAI HO! din ako eh!! =)) The only thing I don't like about him is that he always looks at Freida, his co-star, during their interviews! Hmp! I'm jellooz. Proof:
Bwahaha!! Buti nga, go elbow! =P But I hope they really make it big though, especially him, since they both deserve-- truly deserve it!
