You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
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Cosas que me hacen feliz cuando I' el coger de m triste:
iSexist.
Bad ass notes.
iDemoralize.
Even though I haven't seen any Star Wars movie.
Australian kiss? Like a French Kiss, only down under.
Excellent product placement!
Palin 2012: The world's ending anyway.
I'm not laughing.
So that's why Ash chooses you a lot!
Barney S. for the F win!
FML:
"Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML"
Sheldon Cooper:
"I trusted you with my email address and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banalities -- Strike One. Touching my food -- Strike Two."
"Greetings, Hamburger Toucher. You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about how much you "heart" various things."
"I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with."
BADVIBES!BADVIBES!!BADVIBES!!!
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