You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.
:
Top ten things (us) women shouldn’t do in public.
1. Apply Full Make-Up
Okay, look. Refreshing your lip gloss after a meal is one thing, but putting your whole face on while riding the bus or subway is so not cool. Set your alarm ten minutes earlier, and do your makeup before you leave your apartment. A woman has to retain a little mystique, you know.
2. Pull out Your Thong from Your Butt Crack
If it’s so uncomfortable in the first place that you have to go digging in places you really shouldn’t, maybe it’s time to switch to underwear with a little more coverage, hmm?
3. Sit Cross-Legged While Wearing a Skirt
Just don’t.
4. Show Off Your Midriff
I don’t care if you’ve got washboard abs, if you could bounce a quarter of your belly, or if you’re only sixteen. Unless you’re on the beach, at the pool, or working for tips, no one, I mean no one, should be running around with an exposed midriff. It’s just not classy.
5. Talk on Your Phone in a Public Bathroom or Dressing Room
Bathrooms and dressing rooms are sort of like Vegas. What happens in them should stay in them, and you with your phone broadcasting every sound to God knows who and subjecting the rest of us to some inane conversation that can absolutely wait until you no longer have your pants around the ankles is not honoring that sacred code.
6. Ask Your Boyfriend If He Loves You
It’s uncomfortable for him; it’s uncomfortable for us. Save your strange pillow talk for when you’re horizontal.
7. Tweeze Errant Hairs or Pop a Pimple
While I understand the temptation of removing any evidence that you’re less than perfect, doing so in public not only underscores your imperfections, it makes you look, well, kinda nasty.
8. Criticize Your Boyfriend
Sure, he may deserve it—especially if he’s treating a waitress like crap or ogling other women, but there’s a time and a place for everything and in public when everyone can hear your private conversation is not it.
9. Adjust the Girls
We’ve all been there before: a boob slips below your underwire or heads too closely to your armpit, but until you find a private spot, resist the urge to reach into your bra and readjust.
10. Pee All Over the Toilet Seat If you do happen to have bad aim, remember the old adage: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!*Loool, wala lang! It was from my friend, Maica, and I reposted it 'cause it made me laugh. Haha! All of the above ako eh!! Sorry na! Haha! Ay, except number 2 pala-- never! 'Cause my butt's always busog! Haha! =P Gets? Kasi diba pag kinakain yung undies, sinasabi natin "gutom." Haha! Hirap naman ng buhay na to o, kailangan pa ipaliwanag yun joke! Haha! =P AY ATSAKA 10 PALA... OMG, I've never done that! Eugh! =D
Anyway, highway, skyway, flyaway... I'm so pagod. And I just can't believe that I was at school today. I have NEVER been at school on a Sunday- ever. Unless you count siguro the sleepover we had when I was in 1st grade ata... but that doesn't count 'cause I was a girlscout then. So yun nga. I had to print more or less a hundred pages of readings for my Accounting class, but our library only allows students to print a maximum of 15 pages per student a day. Pero since I'm the shizzz, wala manlang nagbawal sakin! Haha! =P
I was at school today 'cause I had to attend the workshop for my CPE Exam (which I'll be taking next Tuesday: pray for me!!!). I really hope I pass it, 'cause if not, I wouldn't be able to graduate on time. Rawr! Okay, positive thinking lang dapat... I WILL PASS IT; and not only will I pass it but I will PD it-- "PD" daw kasi is the code for when you pass it with flying colors. Hmm, it seemed easy naman, so we'll see, we'll see.
Lalang, I'm sad. Namimiss ko na si Christian... mag 1 week ko na sya hindi nakikita eh. Grr. Eyehateit. Partida, magkatabi pa kami ng street nyan nakatira ah. HUHU! Hirap kasi ng sched. =(( But I understand, priorities are priorities... he has his work, and I have my school- must put that above everything else. Bakit kasi lumipat pa eh. Hmmmm... So yun. But okay lang, the cute bus driver made up for it by constantly checking me out on the bus' rearview mirror. Lalang, saya maka-ego boost. Hehe. Sorry, malandi lang ako talaga! =)
Oh, and I have been watching videos of Ehead's final reunion concert in YT! Waah, I love them!!! Epic talaga sila. Sayang... =( But, well, all good things must come to an end naman talaga- just like The Beatles, diba? Ho-hum. Okay, I'm gonna end this now 'cause I have school NA NAMAN tomorrow! Grr! Grabe second week palang tamad na tamad nako! Haha! Ganito ba talaga pag graduating??? SENIORITIS???!!!??? ^_^
|
